Tags are for clothes, and clothes are for people, so tags are for people

Confused? Me too.

Rule 1: Post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the 11 questions the tagger set for you in their post and make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Rule 5: Let the person who tagged you know you’ve completed it!

Hokay cool. Now on to answer Emily’s questions!

  1. How many states have you been to? 28 yo.
  2. What is your favorite type of underwear? Uhh. Cute ones?
  3. How many pets have you had, and what were their names? I never really had pets, because my parents were “allergic” to anything fun, so I had fish on occasion. The most recent was named Leonard. He died. They all did.
  4. What’s your favorite thing to order at your favorite restaurant? Oh no. That means I actually have to decide something. Uhhhhh. Fuck. Ok, I’ll decide that Northstar Café is my favorite restaurant and I do love to order the Thai Burrito there. It’s the bomb dot com.
  5. What color do you think looks most flattering on you? Uhh, probably maroon? Or purple? I’m not really sure. Darker colors usually, but I do love brights. Or maybe greens? Whoooo knowsssss. 
  6. What do you first think of when you think about your hometown? The fact that every one from every city in the Greater Columbus area scoffs and says “Ohhh, you’re a DUBLIN kid” like I must think I’m better than them. Bitch please.
  7. Who in your life do you most hope to NOT grow up to be like? My mother. Don’t get me wrong, she’s been a great provider and whatnot, but looking like her is enough for me.
  8. What was the last book you enjoyed reading? The Life of Pi. FABULOUS BOOK.
  9. If you could win a mansion in the country or a private plane with free fuel and staff, which would you choose? The plane. ALWAYS THE PLANE.
  10. If you had a reality show about your life what would it be called and what would be the theme song? I see my life more as a sitcom. I feel like people would get bored watching me be followed by cameras as I eat and sit at a computer. It’d be much easier to make the occasional funny things that happen into a once a week 20 minute show with reruns on tbs. And the theme song would be Merry Happy by Kate Nash :)
  11. If you could choose one celebrity to become instantly friends with, who would you choose? Donald Glover. I could be friends with him. Then best friends. Then maybe he’d fall for me. And then I could climb him like a tree.


Ok. Now for your questions!!! People tagged: stranger-from-a-distant-land, matt-collins, jackiemaria, icanisbeasian, averageheightwayne, themodernhomosexual, stickpoppet, redheaded-love, keytomyheartx3, alcohell, galacticjew42

  1. What’s your favorite method of transportation: trains, planes, cars, boats, hovercrafts, jet packs, etc.?
  2. Do you like kids?
  3. What’s your favorite scent?
  4. What’s the most random thing in your possession currently?
  5. What is the best way to eat a potato?
  6. What’s the one profession you’ve dreamed of doing, but it’s way to outlandish to actually pursue?
  7. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or have powers of telekenisis?
  8. How much does 50 Shades of Grey make you want to claw your own eyes out?
  9. What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
  10. Name one book you could read 100 times and not get bored.
  11. If there was a creature made up entirely of a common household item, which item would make it the silliest thing you had ever seen?

HAVE FUN.